like let’s be real here, dobby dying = sad. hedwig dying = why don’t you just rip my heart out, run it through a woodchipper, then attempt to replace it into my body so it can brokenly pump wood chips through my bloodstream because wow that would hurt less.
I’m coming Harry..!!
HEADCANNON ACCEPTED SIMPLY TO AVOID THE PAIN OF NO HEDWIG
is this our agent coulson?
the owl who lived
watch this or we cant be friends ever
i think it’s funny how a preview for a movie comes out and millions of tumblr users who haven’t even picked up a single book by John Green immediately assume that the main character’s douchiness is a direct result of John Green’s personality and that JOHN GREEN was trying to be cool or condescending by writing a character like that
you’re all idiots bye
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.